Oh the rebellion

If you have patiently read throughout my entire blog, you will have no trouble in figuring out that I have a nearly limitless power in my hand.

In my keyboard, actually. But nevermind. You know what I mean, don't you?

Yeah, I am possessing a tremendous power. If I want, I can even burn down the whole forum in ONE second.

MUWAHAHAHA!!!

Ok, I'm kidding. I'd never be able to do such things. You know I'm always nice and stuff.

Because technically, it requires at least 3 minutes to delete completely the database.

Thus, one second would not be the sufficient time.

So, it must be because of either my power or my frequency of banning, deleting account and spamming emails that people start to fear me. And why do I know people fear me? Because they just simply stop sending PM asking me to be their girlfriend.

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It's logical, right? Power ==> Fear ==> No girlfriend.

Absolutely logical.

For those who say it's not logical, please leave your email here as well as your nick in the forum!

Anyway, that doesn't bother me at all. In fact, I like it that way. It makes me feel like the relationship between me, a lovable and friendly staff, and other members of the forum is like...

Hmm... like...

Wolf and sheep.

Woa, that has to be the best analogy I have ever come up with.

Me ==> power wolf vs. Them ==> naive sheep.
Me ==> control vs. Them ==> obey.
Me ==> ban vs. Them ==> get banned.
Wolf wants to eat vs. Sheep are willing to sacrifice for wolf's hunger.

MUWAHAHAHA!!!

However, sadly, there is one sheep that doesn't understand my ultimate power at all. And to you, my beloved readers, I hereby present that sheep, Pengernnnnnyyyyyy...

Pengerny, or Pen in short, is a smod. A super moderator.

Hmm... this sheep is really big, isn't she?

Wait, I don't mean "big" literally. Do you really think I'm that rude?

I might be heartless sometimes, but never rude.

So today, I ask her to wait for me in the YM so that we could possibly have a nice little cyber conversation in which I can use all of my persuasive skill to convince her not to ever think about standing against me because in the end that would never be a pleasure consequence for her inconsiderate thinking and action.

In short, this sheep has to taste the fear of the wolf.

MUWAHAHAHA!!!

Ruby >> Greetings, smod!
Ruby >> How are you doing today?
Pen >> guuubyyy...
Pen >> Phẻ hông?
Ruby >> ...
Ruby >> I assume you have understood the very purpose of our conversation today.
Ruby >> That you need to know how to behave properly and...
Pen >> guby nói dzì dzợ? Pen ko hỉu!
Pen >> chờ chút, tra từ điển cái, hế hế...
Ruby >> ...
Ruby >> I can see that you don't quite take it seriously, do you?
Ruby >> Mind telling me...
Pen >> nè nè, ko đc chơi tiếng Anh dzô đây nghen!
Pen >> hứ.... Pen chơi tiếng Nga à.
Ruby >> Look!
Ruby >> All I'm asking is that you need to look up to me as a wolf...
Ruby >> ... I mean, as your superior.
Ruby >> Besides...
Pen >> ê, mún gì? Chat tiếng Việt coi!
Pen >> lộn xộn hả?
Ruby >> You don't seem understand the situation...
Pen >> hứ, ờ tiếng Anh đi
Pen >> Khỏi cam kiếc gì lun!
Ruby >> ...
Ruby >> ...
Ruby >> Ờ, mún gì?
Pen >> hế hế, Ruby iu quí.
Pen >> kiếm hình Wallace cho Pen đi.
Ruby >> Wallace là cha nào?
Ruby >> Ăn được không?
Pen >> hí hí, kiếm đi rồi Pen post bài cho.
Pen >> 1 hình bằng 10 bài ko spam.
Ruby >> không kiếm!
Pen >> không kiếm hả?
Ruby >> không kiếm!
Pen >> hức hức... không kiếm thiệt hả?
Ruby >> không kiếm!
Pen >> oá oá oá, ruby tàn ác ích kỉ hung dữ xấu bụng ăn nhiều ....
Pen >> oá oá, Bang chủ ơi, staff độc tài, thù vặt, ham chơi trù dập smod...
Pen >> oá oá, nộp đơn từ chức, bỏ nhà ra đi cho coi ...
Pen >> hú hú hú, phì phì, hú hú, khụ khụ ...
Ruby >> ...
Ruby >> ờ ờ, thui mà, đừng khóc nữa!
Pen >> ... thức đến 3 giờ sáng cho coi ... hú hú, ò e ò e.
Ruby >> ...
Ruby >> ờ thui.
Ruby >> năn nỉ mà. Ngoan đi!
Ruby >> ... Ru mua Chocolate Illy cho ... hixhix...

The rest of our conversation is... You don't need to know. Actually, it's not much. She then asks for my forgiveness and promise to me that she will never misbehave like that.

What??!!! You don't believe me?

Fine, your loss then! I'm always telling the truth, you know.

After our small chatting, I tiredly continue my checking routine and see that there is one PM waiting for me. Hmm... probably someone want me to be their girlfriend. So I open that PM.

Pen >> Guby khìn, lo kiếm hình Wallace đi nghe hông! Lộn xộn là không cam, không mèo, không hun, không gãi đầu! MUWAHAHAHA!!!

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I hate that laughing.

"This sheep must be eaten while she's still alive," and the filled-with-burning-rage wolf says.

Nguồn: ruby_phoenix's Blog
Oct 06, 2006