What is Danang missing?

My beloved Cáo jar,

I never thought my next entry would be in this situation - waiting at the airport for 3 hours with the boredom to dead. Fortunately, Danang airport is nicely equipped with free wifi. Once again, the laptop has become the my main form of entertainment.

Let's start with a complaint. The idiotic shop next to me is playing some idiotic trash dance music. By laptop speakers. Full volume.

Now you may imagine how wonderfully it sounds. And oh my f*** god, the retard plays Baby - Justin Bieber. I know what's gonna be stuck in my head for the next hour.

If I am given the authority, I swear I'm gonna use my laptop cord to struggle this son of the b1tch until he turns purple. Then I'll make him swallow his laptop's battery and sing Baby baby baby oooohh...

I am evil incarnation.

Another not so good news is that the flight of Aqua, just like Goatie Mom's 4 months ago, has been delayed until 12:15 am. I'm glad that I can take a cab back, take a quick shower before getting back to the airport again. But imagine how many hours I will be able to sleep tonight. So nice.

And the retard just starts singing. #*KNLDN@*(ENVD11sk. Die a thousand horribly painful death, stupid pig.

Anyway. It seems I'm a bit off topic.

What does Danang have?

Clean air. Hmmm... The air here is noticeable cleaner than in Saigon. I haven't smelled any gasonline or oil smell so far. Just like our city 15 years ago.

Good Mì Quảng and Bún bò Huế. Enough said.

Very nice traffic. I told you already. There has not been any traffic jam so far. It must be very comfortable riding scooter in this city. Hmm... Just like our city 15 years. Well, we didn't own any scooters back there, but that's not the point.

So, you may be wondering what Danang is missing. I'll let you take a wild guess.

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Huh? You have guessed just right after reading the title of the entry?

And your guess is "Danang is missing my Foxie jar" or something to that extent?

Wahaha.

My silly Cáo jar. You are so wrong. Of course I'm always one step ahead of you.

Of course that is not the correct answer. You see, I've always pretended to predictable to fool you. In reality, I'm a really handsome, nice, thoughtful, caring, spontaneous, lovable,....

Wait. I'm off topic again.

Danang is NOT missing my Foxie jar. I AM missing my Foxie jar. And besides, you are always on my mind and in my heart. Thus, in a way, this city does have you around.

What Danang is missing is... us.

Yes, it is missing us.

Only when Danang has us can this city be a happy place.

For me.

Anyway, since you guessed wrong, you owe me a kiss. As we don't see each other tonight, there will be an interest of 300% per day.

In short, you will kiss me (long and deep) 3 times tomorrow.

Waha.


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Your beloved Wolfy. (and awesome too)